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According to this, if you want me, I cost $3220 a night. Make an orderly line, people.

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Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[   ] Blonde - $50
[   ] Black - $15
[   ] Bald - $5
[   ] Other - $75

Total: $100



Eye Color:
[   ] Brown - $50
[   ] Green - $75
[   ] Blue - $150
[] Hazel - $100
[   ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200



Height:
[   ] Over 7′ - $200
[   ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[   ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[   ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[   ] Under 5′4 - $27

Total so far: $275



Age:
[   ] 50 to 56 - $175
[   ] 46 to 50 - $150
[   ] 41 to 45 - $125
[   ] 31 to 40 - $100
[   ] 26 to 30 - $75
[   ] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[   ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $300



Birth Order:
[   ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[   ] Only Child - $250
[   ] second born - $150
[   ] Middle child - $100
[   ] Last Born - $100
[   ] third born - $550
[   ] fourth born - $300
[   ] fifth born - $400
[   ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $620



Drink?
[   ] I did like twice - $400
[   ] Only Holidays - $250
[   ] Sometimes - $215
[   ] YES - $200
[   ] only weekends - $300
[   ] Every other day - $50
[   ] Once a day - $15
[   ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600

Total so far: $1220



Vision?
[   ] perfect vision - $400
[   ] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them - $200
[   ] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[   ] contacts - $25
[   ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1270



Shoe Size:
[   ] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[   ] 11 to 12 - $400
[   ] 7 to 10 - $500
[   ] Under 7 - $450

Total so far: $1520



Favorite Colors (two):
[   ] Green - $750
[   ] Red - $600
[   ] Black - $100
[   ] Yellow -$475
[   ] Brown - $300
[   ] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[   ] Aqua - $350
[   ] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[   ] Pink - $100
[   ] Other - $500

Total: $2220



Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[   ] Yes - $0
[] Nope - $1000
[   ] some - $750

Final Total: $3220

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Let's take a look at the other news I have to bring to you people..

OK, that's enough. Yeah, seriously. I'm boring. I go to school, look for a job, and play Oblivion cause I luffs it.

Sorry there's been no new art, but as a few of you know, I'm also working on a few larger projects that I may post a few images of here if I decide I want to. There will be new pictures, but most of them will seem incomplete when they're posted here.

Hope you're all well.

~TBird